06
Dec
2011
hypocriticalfinn:

submitted by http://alliseeisbrittana.tumblr.com/
19
Sep
2011
sweethomestyle:

last year’s dorm room - Submitted by Audrey

sweethomestyle:

last year’s dorm room - Submitted by Audrey

08
Sep
2011
ilovecharts:

-lisakimberly
31
Aug
2011
thirddeadlysin:

rubyvroom:

ilovecharts:

just found this. thought others might enjoy it too.

Food photographers use all sorts of tricks to make an item more appetizing. Included but not limited to:

 
Cotton balls, which, when soaked and microwaved, perform quite nicely in creating the illusion of steaming-hot foods.
Spray deodorant, which gives grapes that desirable frosty veneer.
Hairspray, which can give (the appearance of) new life to a drying-out slab of cake.
Spray fabric protector, to prevent the motor-oil syrup from soaking into the pancake, which has bursting blueberries artfully pinned to it in an aesthetically pleasing, yet random, scattering (still hungry?).
Brown Shoe Polish, so raw meat appears to be just-out-of-the-roaster succulent.
White glue, used instead of milk for cereal photos and for pie repair (that would be the pie actually filled with mashed potatoes, where a serving-sized piece is cut out, with the resulting opening’s edges slathered with lemon custard or rhubarb-strawberry filling).
Sturdy cardboard squares, used to make little raw (except for the blow-torched edges) ground beef-patty-platforms (with the help of the toothpicks) to keep the fatty patties from mooshing the frilly lettuce. A few strategically placed hat pins and voila! The world’s perfect hamburger. (Note: Bun selection is a critical part of the set-up process. Photographers have been known to glue sesame seeds in too-bare spaces).


omg i love watching food stylists compete in cooking competitions because they’re always like REAL FOOD HOW DOES IT WORK  ¯\(°_o)/¯

thirddeadlysin:

rubyvroom:

ilovecharts:

just found this. thought others might enjoy it too.

Food photographers use all sorts of tricks to make an item more appetizing. Included but not limited to:

Cotton balls, which, when soaked and microwaved, perform quite nicely in creating the illusion of steaming-hot foods.

Spray deodorant, which gives grapes that desirable frosty veneer.

Hairspray, which can give (the appearance of) new life to a drying-out slab of cake.

Spray fabric protector, to prevent the motor-oil syrup from soaking into the pancake, which has bursting blueberries artfully pinned to it in an aesthetically pleasing, yet random, scattering (still hungry?).

Brown Shoe Polish, so raw meat appears to be just-out-of-the-roaster succulent.

White glue, used instead of milk for cereal photos and for pie repair (that would be the pie actually filled with mashed potatoes, where a serving-sized piece is cut out, with the resulting opening’s edges slathered with lemon custard or rhubarb-strawberry filling).

Sturdy cardboard squares, used to make little raw (except for the blow-torched edges) ground beef-patty-platforms (with the help of the toothpicks) to keep the fatty patties from mooshing the frilly lettuce. A few strategically placed hat pins and voila! The world’s perfect hamburger. (Note: Bun selection is a critical part of the set-up process. Photographers have been known to glue sesame seeds in too-bare spaces).

omg i love watching food stylists compete in cooking competitions because they’re always like REAL FOOD HOW DOES IT WORK  ¯\(°_o)/¯

24
Aug
2011
thebluthcompany:

It may be a bit harder than you think…
02
Aug
2011
fuckyeahtonysteve:

source
25
Jul
2011
arrestedwesteros:

GOB’s wife: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.GOB: You’re in love with your own brother?
Whistler’s Mother - 1x20

arrestedwesteros:

GOB’s wife: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.
GOB: You’re in love with your own brother?

Whistler’s Mother - 1x20

18
Jul
2011
10
Jul
2011
fyeahsuccessjames:

Submitted by oh-sassy-fassy
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