DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
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Then grab your gun and bring in the cat.
You know…Starbuck/Adama relationship is identical to Shepard/Anderson. js
that was the least okay thing i’ve ever read
a) somebody should write an AU and b) that was seriously NOT OK
not cool, man
not even a little
thunz asked: Ooh. Mass Effect, of course!
OH BOY. Okay, first of all I’m going to say that there are a couple of awesome Mass Effect stories I’m deliberately avoiding at this point because I don’t want to pick up on someone else’s ideas before I finish my own canon story; I’ll probably change that policy once I get away from the near-canon writing, and that day cannot come soon enough. (P.S. This is all Shepard/Garrus, don’t be shocked.)
Stelle by littleblackdog - Shepard/Garrus, ensemble. “The universe changed around me while I slept, and I’ve fought hard to catch up.” Walking into hell? Well, at least she knew who had her back.
Embers by Nastrandir - Shepard/Garrus, WIP. After she’s sent down to Alchera to find the pieces of her ship, Shepard begins to wonder how she might put back together the pieces of herself.
Zaeed and Garrus rigging your apartment with booby traps was one of the highlights of the party section of the Citadel DLC, that and Tali rolling around on the bathroom floor drunk, Kasumi popping in and out of conversations with her cloaking ability, and Grunt in general. XD Had me in stitches.
Love this DLC to pieces and HIGHLY recommend it. It’s hilarious, charming, things that made Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC such a huge success. Whole thing had me grinning like an idiot from all the fanservice. Beautiful ending to such a great series.
