the universe where arthur bakes ariadne erotic cookies
OrlyOdyle: I think I want to write a college AU, but I don't know what kind of plot there would be. He's the cute guy who's the head student at the architecture library?
damalur: i think it'd make more sense to have him in a related but different field - design? or maybe psychology. but something research-y.
damalur: OR MAYBE
damalur: THEY'RE BOTH ARCHITECTURE STUDENTS
damalur: AND THEY'RE ~RIVALS~ FOR ALL THE BEST GRANTS
OrlyOdyle: He isn't in the department, but he has a job there. All of the majors lust after him, when they aren't dying trying to pass their classes
damalur: BUT HE'S SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH HER
OrlyOdyle: SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT
damalur: (STOP ME IF THIS IS TOO GOOD)
damalur: RIGHT? RIGHT?
OrlyOdyle: HE SEEMS SO COOL
damalur: AND THEN ONE NIGHT SHE'S ALL DESPERATE AND TIRED AND CAN'T FINISH THE DAMN GRANT PAPER
damalur: AND HE COMES IN AND PROOFREADS IT FOR HER AND ~REVEALS HIS LOVE~
damalur: THROUGH THE POWER OF PROOFREADING
OrlyOdyle: AND HE BRINGS HER BOBA TEA AND AN IBUPROFEN?
OrlyOdyle: (I should stop inserting my own fantasies.)
damalur: probably me too
damalur: also, she drinks red bull, and he's disgusted and throws it out and proceeds to pamper her
damalur: rub her feet, fetch her computer paper, that sort of thing
OrlyOdyle: He gets her something not served in the vending machines out in the hall.
damalur: HE COOKS FOR HER
OrlyOdyle: Possibly something from offcampus
damalur: AND BAKES
damalur: ALSO HE BAKES
damalur: AND COOKS
damalur: AND BARBECUES, I BET SHE WOULD REALLY LIKE IT IF HE BARBECUED
OrlyOdyle: BUT ONLY AFTER HE TAKES HER HOME WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE'S SO TIRED AFTER THE GRANT WRITING AND HE LIVES CLOSER
damalur: AND HE HAS THIS ENORMOUS KITCHEN AND THEN HE FEEDS HER REALLY GOOD FOOD AND COOKIES
damalur: EROTIC COOKIES
OrlyOdyle: BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
OrlyOdyle: AND THEN THEY DONE SEX?
damalur: HOW COULD SHE RESIST HIS EROTIC COOKIES?