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the universe where arthur bakes ariadne erotic cookies

  1. OrlyOdyle: I think I want to write a college AU, but I don't know what kind of plot there would be. He's the cute guy who's the head student at the architecture library?
  2. damalur: i think it'd make more sense to have him in a related but different field - design? or maybe psychology. but something research-y.
  3. damalur: OR MAYBE
  4. damalur: THEY'RE BOTH ARCHITECTURE STUDENTS
  5. damalur: AND THEY'RE ~RIVALS~ FOR ALL THE BEST GRANTS
  6. OrlyOdyle: He isn't in the department, but he has a job there. All of the majors lust after him, when they aren't dying trying to pass their classes
  7. damalur: BUT HE'S SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH HER
  8. OrlyOdyle: SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT
  9. damalur: (STOP ME IF THIS IS TOO GOOD)
  10. damalur: RIGHT? RIGHT?
  11. OrlyOdyle: HE SEEMS SO COOL
  12. damalur: AND THEN ONE NIGHT SHE'S ALL DESPERATE AND TIRED AND CAN'T FINISH THE DAMN GRANT PAPER
  13. damalur: AND HE COMES IN AND PROOFREADS IT FOR HER AND ~REVEALS HIS LOVE~
  14. damalur: THROUGH THE POWER OF PROOFREADING
  15. OrlyOdyle: AND HE BRINGS HER BOBA TEA AND AN IBUPROFEN?
  16. damalur: YES
  17. OrlyOdyle: (I should stop inserting my own fantasies.)
  18. damalur: probably me too
  19. damalur: also, she drinks red bull, and he's disgusted and throws it out and proceeds to pamper her
  20. OrlyOdyle: Indeed.
  21. damalur: rub her feet, fetch her computer paper, that sort of thing
  22. OrlyOdyle: He gets her something not served in the vending machines out in the hall.
  23. damalur: HE COOKS FOR HER
  24. OrlyOdyle: Possibly something from offcampus
  25. damalur: AND BAKES
  26. damalur: ALSO HE BAKES
  27. damalur: AND COOKS
  28. damalur: AND BARBECUES, I BET SHE WOULD REALLY LIKE IT IF HE BARBECUED
  29. OrlyOdyle: BUT ONLY AFTER HE TAKES HER HOME WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE'S SO TIRED AFTER THE GRANT WRITING AND HE LIVES CLOSER
  30. damalur: AND HE HAS THIS ENORMOUS KITCHEN AND THEN HE FEEDS HER REALLY GOOD FOOD AND COOKIES
  31. damalur: EROTIC COOKIES
  32. OrlyOdyle: BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
  33. OrlyOdyle: AND THEN THEY DONE SEX?
  34. damalur: HOW COULD SHE RESIST HIS EROTIC COOKIES?
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