February 2012
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space boyfriend.
I’ve been diverting my FemShep and Garrus feelings over to Interspecies Awkwardness Things to save everyone who doesn’t want to think about Mass Effect 24/7 (I guess there are people like that?). ANYWAY. Just a general notice to the universe.
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“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from...”
– The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via lesliecrusher)
I Was a Warehouse Wage Slave →
Several months prior, I’d reported on an Ohio warehouse where workers shipped products for online retailers under conditions that were surprisingly demoralizing and dehumanizing, even to someone who’s spent a lot of time working in warehouses, which I have. And then my editors sat me down. “We want you to go work for Amalgamated Product Giant Shipping Worldwide Inc.,” they said. I’d have to...
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Lucy Liu To Play Watson In CBS’ Modern Sherlock... →
The name is Watson, Joan Watson. Lucy Liu is set to play Sherlock Holmes’ sidekick in CBS’ drama pilot Elementary, whose tweaks to Arthur Connan Doyle’s classic include switching Watson’s gender to female. The project, written by Robert Doherty, is set in present day and stars Jonny Lee Miller as eccentric Brit Holmes, a former consultant to Scotland Yard whose addiction problems led him to a...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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betternovembers asked: Veronica/Logan?
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Send me a ship and I will tell you:
When or if I started shipping it:
My thoughts:
What makes me happy about them:
What makes me sad about them:
Things done in fanfic that annoy me:
Things I look for in fanfic:
My kinks:
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
My happily ever after for them:
Who is the big spoon/little spoon:
What is their favorite non-sexual...
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andthenisay asked: DYING AT STAR TREK SET PICS. DYING. DYING. WHO IS HE, EM? WHOOOOOOOOO ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
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so i pre-ordered ME3 Collector's Edition today.
ghostgreen:
and i’ve done nothing but stare at the receipt lovingly all day
so i decided to just go for it!!
we’re scheduled to get married March 6th of next year! I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER~!!!!
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Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
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I've been cheating on Tumblr with reddit.
chinquapinn:
No, I’m not ashamed. Look at this picture some guy drew for me.
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on your dashboard.
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