May 2010
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this is representative of my entire day, spelling...
damalur: so this popped up on my delicious network from the spn kink meme, and it is too hilarious not to share
damalur: "Jared and Jensen are caveman and they're gay cavemen and the other cavemen beat them up for being gay. Please don't have them speak English or anything, I want their angst to be expressed through actions and primitive languages like grunts."
SpltOcean: LOL PRIMITIVE LANGUAGES... LIKE GRUNTS.
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damalur: I'M TEMPTED TO GO ON THE KINK MEME AND START LEAVING THE MOST CRACKED PROMPTS I CAN THINK OF
damalur: "JARED IS AN ASTRONAUT, JENSEN IS A CAVEMAN. THEY ARE SOULMATES SEPARATED BY EIGHT MILLENIA, BUT WHEN THEY FINALLY MEET, WILL JENSEN BE ABLE TO OVERCOME HIS FEAR OF JARED'S SHINY HELMENT AND GIVE HIM THE FUCKING HE'S BEEN DREAMING OF?"
SpltOcean: LOL AMAZING. JUST... AMAZING. I BET YOU SOMEONE WOULD FILL IT OUT AND IT WOULD END UP BEING PRETTY AWESOME TOO...
SpltOcean: LOL OMG THIS: "TWO GIRLS GO TO MARS AND NAME IT JENSENLAND. MISHA, JENSEN, JARED, GABRIEL, SAM, DEAN, PLAID SHIRTS, CHUCK, AND BECKY, ALSO COME BECAUSE THEY HEARD HOW AWESOME THESE GIRLS ARE. THEY ALL TRAVEL AROUND IN THE IMPALA SINGING AND WATCHING THE STARS. ALSO, JENSEN IS USUALLY NAKED."
damalur: OMG YES
damalur: *FLAILS IRL FOR REAL*
SpltOcean: THAT'S LIKE, THE STORY OF OUR LIVES BB. I WANNA GET IT ENGRAVED ON MY GRAVESTONE WHEN I DIE OR SOMETHING. IDEK.
damalur: FORGET THAT, I WANT IT TATTOOED ON MY FOREHEAD
SpltOcean: I WANT IT TATTOOED ON JENSEN'S BACK.
SpltOcean: MMM
damalur: ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO WATCH THE SEXING ANNA SCENE AGAIN
SpltOcean: HHHNNNNNGGGGG HIS FUCKING BAAAAACK.
SpltOcean: I JUST IMAGINE THAT IT'S SAM INSTEAD OF ANNA AND I COULD MAYBE WATCH IT AGAIN
damalur: I LOVE HOW MUCH OF OUR CONVERSATIONS ARE JUST INARTICULATE ANIMAL NOISES
damalur: SORT OF LIKE WE'RE CAVEMEN
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Kurt's Turn →
I watch this every night before I go to bed.
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“Dean, completely misreading Castiel’s obvious unease, manfully slings...”
– my new favorite TWOP recap quote, because I keep track of that sort of thing
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sometimes i like to quote myself about ass...
damalur: SIN, DO YOU KNOW THE COVER OF THE FIRST CARVER EDLUND SPN BOOK? WITH FABIO!SAM?
damalur: REAL!SAM'S HAIR IS STARTING TO APPROACH THAT LEVEL OF LUXORIOUSNESS
sinstralpride: YESSSSSS?
sinstralpride: HAHAH OMG
sinstralpride: DUDE, I HAVE NOT SEEN LATE S5 SAM HAIR
sinstralpride: LIKE... SO
damalur: WORK IT, JARED. WORK IT.
SpltOcean: OH HI SAM... JFC THERE BETTER BE A HUG RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. NOW.
damalur: I DON'T THINK THAT COUNTS AS A SPOILER, BUT IF IT DOES, SORRY!
sinstralpride: MY THEORY IS THAT SAM IS GROWING HIS HAIR TO MOURN FOR JESS
sinstralpride: THEY USED TO DO THAT IN SOME NATIVE CULTURES
damalur: IT'S A LITTLE BIT LATE FOR THAT
damalur: I LIKE TO THINK HE'S MOURNING HIS ASS VIRGINITY
sinstralpride: AND WHEN HE'S OVER IT. HE SYMBOLICALLY CUTS AWAY THE GRIEF
sinstralpride: BLAH BLAH BLAH
damalur: AND WHEN DEAN FINALLY TAKES IT UP THE ASS, HE CUTS AWAY THE GRIEF
sinstralpride: BASICALLY I NEED A REASONING THAT IS NOT "LAZY" OR "HE THINKS IT LOOKS GOOD"
damalur: MY REASONING HAS THE WORDS "ASS" AND "VIRGINITY" TOGETHER, HELLO
damalur: HOW IS THAT NOT BETTER
SpltOcean: CAN I JUST INTERVENE TO REMARK ON THE FACT THAT SAM IS LIKE, TWICE AS WIDE AND MUSCLY AS HE WAS LAST SEASON? HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN.
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